{"product_id":"ewe-neek-decorative-grazing-sheep-garden-ornament-custard-the-yellow-sheep-0007-884080-2000000000046","title":"Ewe-Neek Decorative Grazing Sheep Garden Ornament - Custard The Yellow Sheep","description":"\u003cp\u003eEwe-neek Decorative Grazing Sheep Garden Ornament - Custard The Yellow Sheep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBring a little countryside character to your garden with the Ewe-neek Decorative Grazing Sheep Ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFull of personality, this wonderfully quirky sheep makes an eye-catching addition to gardens, patios, entrances and outdoor displays. Designed in a realistic grazing pose, it features an impressively detailed textured fleece, characterful face and carefully finished legs and hooves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a choice of distinctive colours, there's an Ewe-neek sheep to suit everything from a traditional country garden to a bright and contemporary outdoor space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether standing amongst flower beds, beside a pathway or welcoming visitors at the front door, this characterful sheep is sure to raise a smile. It would also make a fun gift for sheep lovers, farmers and anyone with a fondness for rural life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions\n\u003cbr\u003eHeight 60cm x Width 35cm x Length 81cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable colours: Basil � Green, Pearl � White, Rhubarb � Pink, Custard - Yellow, Tiff - Blue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCustard has arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNobody invited him, but that�s never stopped him before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNAME: Custard\n\u003cbr\u003eCOLOUR: Ridiculously yellow \n\u003cbr\u003eHEIGHT: 60cm of questionable decision-making\n\u003cbr\u003eAGE: Mentally? About 7.\n\u003cbr\u003eBREED: Ewe-neek\n\u003cbr\u003eOCCUPATION: Chief Entertainment Officer \/ Liability\n\u003cbr\u003eFAVOURITE FOOD: Chips. Yours, specifically.\n\u003cbr\u003eFAVOURITE DRINK: Baa-nana Daiquiri \n\u003cbr\u003eSPECIAL SKILL: Turning a perfectly sensible afternoon into an incident\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eINTELLIGENCE: 5\/10\n\u003cbr\u003eCHARM: 9\/10\n\u003cbr\u003eGARDEN CRED: 8\/10\n\u003cbr\u003eOBEDIENCE: 0\/10\n\u003cbr\u003eMISCHIEF: 11\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWOOL: Absolutely none. Still fabulous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery flock needs a Custard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe�s cheerful, ridiculous and almost certainly responsible for whatever has just happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe�s never read the instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe doesn�t know where the instructions are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd frankly, things have been much more interesting since he lost them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e__ Custard � proudly Ewe-neek.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ewe-Neek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56966794510722,"sku":"0007-884080","price":299.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0255\/0828\/2454\/files\/0007-884080.jpg?v=1791317347","url":"https:\/\/tradehutdirect.com\/products\/ewe-neek-decorative-grazing-sheep-garden-ornament-custard-the-yellow-sheep-0007-884080-2000000000046","provider":"Tradehutdirect","version":"1.0","type":"link"}